Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Queen orders Camilla to stop bullying Kate!

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sorry for the weird picture. I was trying to find a shot of all three of the women in this story, Liz Windsor, Camilla Parker-Bee-otch and Long Tall Katy all together at once and this is the best I could do.

So, the Queen herself has stomped her mighty hoof and asked for the end of the alleged Camilla-Kate unpleasantness.

Though honestly, let's be fair. if Buckingham Palace, the very old building with the very sensitive feelings, wants to end the Camilla unpleasantness once and for all, it might take a high speed paparazzi chase in a Paris tunnel, if you know what I mean.

Pippa's British Bootie Envy!

Ever since she made her debut appearance in the public eye, Pippa Middleton has been a tabloid sensation. From the whispers that suggested she stole the show at the royal wedding, upstaging her sis Kate when she dutifully trailed behind her carrying her train during the nuptials, wearing the form fitting gown designed especially for her by Alexander McQueen,...to the recent 'bootie envy' that is said to be sending women everywhere in droves to their local plastic surgeons in hopes of getting a boost to lift their derrieres a' la Pippa style!

For years, boob jobs, nose jobs & face lifts have been the most sought after procedures when it comes to physical enhancements, however, as of late with the ever escalating popularity of celebs such as Jennifer Lopez & Kim Kardashian, buttocks related aesthetic procedures or 'ass'thetics' ha ha...has been taking precedence for about the past five years.  Grant it, Pippa has an awesome figure, but seriously what is up with the website I just happened upon called 'pippasass.com'?  I just don't get the whole 'ass envy' concept...do you?     
          
pics:glamour.com

We gotta collpser! Camilla's nervous breakdown.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 1 August 2011

The low rent Examiner tells us the Camilla Parker-Bowles is once again upset, or continues to be upset. If we accept the view of the Globe and the low rent Examiner, she's always in a bad mood about something. In any case, here are this week's headlines.

• She collapses in jealous fit over Kate
• "They love her! They hate me!"
  
  

I created a new label this week, "we gotta collapser" specifically for the stories in which people collpse. I went back and re-labeled stories in which variations of the word are used, and this one will be the 23rd time. As you might expect, women do more collapsing than men, delicate little flowers that they are, and while women of child bearing age get more cover stories than older women do by far, about half of the collapsing stories are about women past the age of menopause. For example, this is the third collapse in a year and a half for Camilla, so she's averaging about one every six months.

Spotlight Saturday - Royal Ensemble On Display

The Royal hoopla is still all a buzz, as it was noted in the news today that the complete wedding ensemble worn by Kate Middleton, accessories included (shoes, earrings, bouquet & silk tulle veil), is being displayed at Buckingham Palace as of yesterday, Friday, July 22nd and through to October 3rd of this year, as part of the palace's annual Summer opening.  In the spotlight once again, the ivory and white satin gown designed by Sarah Burton for the Alexander McQueen fashion house.  Visitors will be able to view up close and personal, the hand made lace applique that was made for the bodice and skirt using techniques that dated back to almost two centuries ago.  Middleton's gown had intricate patterns of rose, thistle, shamrock and daffodil incorporated into the design to represent every nation in the United Kingdom.  The garment truly is a work of art...

  
pics: fashionologie.com

Meanest story nominee: Kate collapses!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 1 August 2011

The Flagship has three stories in one about celebrities in trouble on the cover this week, but because there are so few stories in general - especially because of the J. Lo divorce and the Lachey-Minnillo wedding - all three will get separate treatment.

According to the Enquirer, Kate Middleton collapsed on the recent tour and her husband has ordered bed rest, what with him being an old fashioned future monarch and all.

Lucky he didn't send her to the Tower. He can do that, you know. Sadly, he can't do it to Rupert Murdoch.

(Psych. The royals actually can't do that anymore.)

This is a nominee for Meanest story of the Week.

It's official! William named king!

Publication: Globe
Date: 25 July 2011

Once again, the tabloids go forward with the rumor that Charles will be passed over and William will be king after his grandma dies. Note that Betty Windsor is only 85 and her mom lived to be a jillion. It's not a sure thing Charles will outlive her. Actually, it's not a sure thing Wills will outlive her.

That said, having someone pushed out of line for the throne without murder is really rare in British history.

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada trip was the first trip to outside after their wedding. In Canada Kate Middleton and Prince William were warmly Welcome by the people of Canada.The scene was like they are not visiting Canada it was like they are with in the U.K. A huge crowed of Canadians were present where ever Kate Middleton and Prince William were in front of the general public. So Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada trip was the first and best trip outside U.K. They enjoyed and people of Canada also enjoyed their trip to Canada.

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada 

Kate Middleton the new British Princess is spending her best time with her husband Prince William. Kate Middleton Canada trip with Prince William is also considered as the Kate Middleton and Prince William Honeymoon trip. But what so ever the new Royal Couple having so many different and attractive things while their trip to Canada. Like at one time they are in Chef Kitchen for cooking and baking with their own hands, then on other side they are enjoying bonfire parties with their best friends in Canada and other side prince flying Helicopter and showing his best skills of flying and doing difficult and shocking kind of stunts with his flying skills. Then they are skiing and attending the official meetings as well. So Kate Middleton Canada trip is full of joy, happiness and different experiences with Prince William.

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada  

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton Catherine Elizabeth "Kate" Middleton (born 9 January 1982) is the Wife of Prince William of Wales. Their wedding was taken place on 29 April 2011. Middleton grew up in Chapel Row at Bucklebury, Berkshire, and after attending Marlborough College, studied at the University of St Andrews, where Kate Middleton met Prince William in 2001. They started a relationship, which was marred by excessive media scrutiny, leading them to break it off for several months in 2007. 

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton and Prince William continued to be friends and later in 2007 they reunited. Since then, Middleton has attended many high-profile Royal Events. Kate Middleton has been admired for her fashion sense and has been placed on numerous "best dressed" lists. Once Kate Middleton and Prince William relationship became public, Middleton received widespread media attention and there was much speculation that they would eventually marry. On 16 November 2010, the office of the Prince of Wales at Clarence House announced their engagement, with details announced one week later.

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton Images

Kate Middleton Images

 

Kate Middleton Catherine Elizabeth "Kate" Middleton (born 9 January 1982) is the Wife of Prince William of Wales. Their wedding was taken place on 29 April 2011. Middleton grew up in Chapel Row at Bucklebury, Berkshire, and after attending Marlborough College, studied at the University of St Andrews, where Kate Middleton met Prince William in 2001. They started a relationship, which was marred by excessive media scrutiny, leading them to break it off for several months in 2007.

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Kate Middleton Wedding Dress everyone was crazy to get details about the new Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress. All the world was busy in this search before Kate Middleton and Prince William marriage. But finally the day came and Kate Middleton Wedding Dress was in front of any one then official British website and people disclosed the details about Kate Middleton Wedding Dress. So 36 years old Sarah Burton creative director of luxury British label Alexander McQueen was the Designer of Kate Middleton Wedding Dress. She really did the great job as everyone was happy to see the Kate Middleton Wedding Dress. Sarah Burton was greatlly appreciated for her the best job for Royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William. Therefore i also want to wish Sarah Burton thumbs up for her brilliant job regarding Kate Middleton Wedding Dress.

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Wedding Dress

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant every one in the U.K want to hear this news as soon as possible. New Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant she is expecting Kate Middleton get Pregnant this news will definitely bring another happy moment for British people and not only for the British people even Royal Family of U.K is also waiting for this moment when they will have a news of Kate Middleton Pregnant and she is going to give the new Prince or Princess to the British Royal Family. But yet there is no such news about Kate Middleton Pregnant or Kate Middleton going to have baby, So still there is a wait for this beautiful NEWS.

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Princess Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant

 Kate Middleton Pregnant, Kate Middleton Pregnant, Kate Middleton Pregnant these were the rumors before Kate Middleton and Prince William marriage. As per the rumors so many people and news sources were saying that Kate Middleton is Pregnant before her marriage to Prince William and as Kate Middleton Pregnant therefore Kate Middleton and Prince William is getting married to each other. But it is now confirm to everyone that Kate Middleton Pregnancy rumors were just the rumors and they were all wrong and fake things originally Kate Middleton was not Pregnant before Kate and William marriage.
  

Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant

Kate Middleton Pregnant